HANDISM AT ITS WORST!!!
We left handers of the world must unite against this militant right-handed world and OVERCOME this difference and discrimination we suffer!  lets JOIN HANDS and FIGHT for equal rights for LEFTHANDERS!!!
there, is that berkeley pseudo-liberalism good enough for you?  I think i should have a protest on sproul.
 
so i noticed that it is a right handed world.  you know those machines that you can swipe your credit card and sign for it at the same time?  the cord that connects the pen to the screen is attached on the right side and the pen is kept on the right side.  it's a nuisance for someone who uses their left hand to grasp things.  there are certain classrooms at UC berkeley AND UCSF AND University of Illinois-Urbana where there are NO lefthanded desks.  its a travesty.
some people say left handers are smarter and more artistic?  maybe, maybe so. but i know there is a statistic out there that the average life expectancy for lefthanders is shorter than right handers mainly because heavy machinery is designed for a right handed person.  yes yes i know this statistic does not apply to an asian girl who's in science but still... things can happen.  we need to safeproof the world for lefthanders as well as righthanders people.

oh.  new rozism:  buttload and dodgy 
(don't try to quantify buttload, we've tried.  in context:  i live in the dodgy part of berkeley.)