Wednesday, 29 December 2004
Sunday, 26 December 2004
Thursday, 23 December 2004
Elves vs. Men A study of LOTR, metro-style
So i was watching Fellowship of the Ring and The Two Towers since I got home for break and I noticed something. All the elves are so very pretty. Beautifully groomed, well dressed, straightened hair. I bet you they even use moisturizer, exfoliant and sunscreen for their baby soft skin. Take Legolas, for example. You wouldn't know that he's really really really old. In fact, he looks like he's in his late 20's. (There's something in that elven water, i tell you) I noticed, all of the elves are hairless. Maybe there's something about beards that takes away from the womanly beauty that these elves strive for, even in battle. Something about them just screams metro.
The men, on the other-hand, are grunting, football-watching, lame cool-guy handshake doing pseudo-neanderthals that seem to attract the affections of both women and elven females. Some examples: Aragorn (Arwen and Eowyn), Faramir (good looking?), Eomer (he has good teeth which only appear when he gives his war cry. I know, it's a sad sad world). So why are these men so objectified by such women? What is it about that unshaven, uncut, ungroomed look that these women have grown to love? It's like outback jack vs. justin timberlake. Biologically, women are attracted to the unshaven, unshowered breed (if their BO doesn't repel too much) because of the pheomones. Who knows. I suppose everyone has their opinions.
At any rate. I'm ready for #3. Four hours and ten minutes of WHOOOO!!!!
So i was watching Fellowship of the Ring and The Two Towers since I got home for break and I noticed something. All the elves are so very pretty. Beautifully groomed, well dressed, straightened hair. I bet you they even use moisturizer, exfoliant and sunscreen for their baby soft skin. Take Legolas, for example. You wouldn't know that he's really really really old. In fact, he looks like he's in his late 20's. (There's something in that elven water, i tell you) I noticed, all of the elves are hairless. Maybe there's something about beards that takes away from the womanly beauty that these elves strive for, even in battle. Something about them just screams metro.
The men, on the other-hand, are grunting, football-watching, lame cool-guy handshake doing pseudo-neanderthals that seem to attract the affections of both women and elven females. Some examples: Aragorn (Arwen and Eowyn), Faramir (good looking?), Eomer (he has good teeth which only appear when he gives his war cry. I know, it's a sad sad world). So why are these men so objectified by such women? What is it about that unshaven, uncut, ungroomed look that these women have grown to love? It's like outback jack vs. justin timberlake. Biologically, women are attracted to the unshaven, unshowered breed (if their BO doesn't repel too much) because of the pheomones. Who knows. I suppose everyone has their opinions.
At any rate. I'm ready for #3. Four hours and ten minutes of WHOOOO!!!!
Tuesday, 21 December 2004
Sunday, 19 December 2004
i'm home now. with not that many plans. mainly sleep.
on the drive home today we saw a lambrugini (however you spell it) According to Gloria, it looked like a smushed m&m. We both thought it was a normal car flattened. the guy was this old guy. midlife, maybe? i dunno.
At any rate, i'm home now. anyone want to play? give me a ring.
on the drive home today we saw a lambrugini (however you spell it) According to Gloria, it looked like a smushed m&m. We both thought it was a normal car flattened. the guy was this old guy. midlife, maybe? i dunno.
At any rate, i'm home now. anyone want to play? give me a ring.
Thursday, 16 December 2004
Friday, 10 December 2004
Wednesday, 8 December 2004
Just Waiting
Waiting for a test
waiting for that special someone to call after a 1st date
waiting as the jury goes out to deliberate on the verdict
waiting in that darn line and it's raining, but you really need to get your class pass
waiting to go into the ER to see the doctor
waiting to die
waiting to live
waiting for Christ's second coming
waiting for grades to come out
waiting to hear back from that particular school that you really really wanna go
waiting for someone to give you an answer
waiting waiting waiting....
what are you waiting for?
Waiting for a test
waiting for that special someone to call after a 1st date
waiting as the jury goes out to deliberate on the verdict
waiting in that darn line and it's raining, but you really need to get your class pass
waiting to go into the ER to see the doctor
waiting to die
waiting to live
waiting for Christ's second coming
waiting for grades to come out
waiting to hear back from that particular school that you really really wanna go
waiting for someone to give you an answer
waiting waiting waiting....
what are you waiting for?
Friday, 3 December 2004
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